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A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, DIANA, the Goddess of the Virgin Wild. You are extremely desirable, but untouchable. As the deity of chastity and virginity, you live by your values. Your sexual desires simmer beneath a firm moral resolve. But you are far from a prude! The natural sensuality that you exude just makes you all the more desirable to your suitors. They know that your bedroom is a shrine, and you won't share it with just anyone. Wherever your journey takes you, you leave a trail of heartbroken men behind. You probably take sex very seriously, and share it only with someone that you love. You truly enjoy the romance of courtship, but you stick to the ideals you've set for yourself. Any guy who doesn't respect your boundaries is ancient history. You truly understand the meaning of love and will not settle for anything less than perfection. For the lucky guy who finds his way to your heart, suddenly the light comes shining down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
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Stop the clock! Your inner superpower is TIMETRAVEL! Your answers show a keen sense of insight for all the mysteries of time. Whether you enjoy reminiscing about thepast or find yourself lost in thoughts of the future, your energies definitely point away from the present. Maybe you're mere seconds ahead or behind the rest of us, but you could also be days or even years out of sync. Your unique position in time and space gives you a wider perspective on daily events and makes you an especially wise person. You're probably a great planner. And since time is yours to play with, it's almost a given that you manage it well. If you haven't yet taken a trip through the fourth dimension, you're in for the ride of your life. Don't delay! Visit the future. Fix the past. And when you come across a very special moment, make it last as long as you like.
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TO AVENGE A BROKEN HEART Despite the fact that you're the kindest and most understanding of women and in the face of your strongest love magic (alas, it happens), the man you love has cruelly jilted you. Never mind: mop up your tears and follow one of witchcraft's oldest teachings: "Don't get mad: get even." To make certain that a faithless lover suffers three times the agony he's caused you, light a red candle on a night when you're especially unhappy. As the flames flicker, stare at them, and remember how miserable the man has made you. Then stab the candle three times with a straight pin and say: "Three times this candle's broken by me. Three times your heart will broken be." Do this on the same night, preferably Friday, seven consecutive times. Soon some heartwarming reports on the gentleman's troubles with his latest loves should start drifting back to you. To insure quarrels between your man and his new lady love, pulverize verbena leaves and scatter the powder in a place where you know they often walk. If you're still on speaking terms with him, invite him to your house and cast this spell just for good measure. Approach him from the left side and sweep under his feet with your broom. No woman will marry him for at least a year. If the man is a real card with whom no woman's love is safe, use this spell to make certain that he never breaks another heart. Stick some straight pins into a chicken heart and roast it over an open fire. While it's cooking say: "As this heart does broil and burn; So make (name the cad) heart to yearn. I wish him neither last nor love. Till all stars drop from heaven above."
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What's Your Perfect Teen Movie? You obviously like your films to be slick, sexy and mature. This teenage re-make of Dangerous Liasons will be perfect for you. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillipe are the scheming stepsiblings who cause havoc in their preppy New York social circles, and Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair and Joshua Jackson's supporting roles are brilliantly performed. The music is cutting edge, the story well written and well observed, and you're likely to be both disturbed and intrigued by the lead characters. Don't expect a happy ending, this is a dark movie that's racy and raunchy. But you'll love it!
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What's You Designer Style? Frills, ruffles, florals and girly glamour, you need to get hold of some Oscar De La Renta. Calista Flockhart's favourite range of delicate, feminine gowns, a girly, classic look and an all out sophistication will suit your sweet nature perfectly. You love pastel colours, wisps of chiffon and delicate detail - but you're not adverse to a little sexiness too. There is such thing as too many frills...
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It had been foretold... "Into each generation a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the strength and skill to fight the vampires, to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers." For every vampire in the world, there is a Slayer. The Slayer Code: Destroy all vampires with the obligatory aid of super strength, fighting ability and an acute and intense gift of timing-think of it as being bitten by a radioactive spider minus the leotard. It's not only vampires, however, that these warriors have chosen the responsibility to annihilate. They also have to time-out demons, monsters and just about every other kind of nasty that can come to mind. When a Slayer times a creature out, it doesn't entail making them stand in a corner. Usually, the end result is a heinously bloody slaughter, sometimes accompanied by one of today抯 hottest bands. With the aid of a Watcher-who trains and looks out for each Slayer-these superhuman do-gooders have been known mostly to lurk in the shadows alone, following their prey-the bloodsucking undead. As you can imagine, these heroes have an unhealthy expiration date, most don't live to see past 20. Welcome to Sunnydale... Essentially ground zero for all things naughty, Sunnydale, California was built on top of an Indian Burial Ground, wait, Hellmouth: a portal to a rotted dimension that just about every slag wants to unlock and unleash hell on Earth. Coincidentally, in 1997, Vampire Slayer Buffy Summers moved to Sunnydale with her mother Joyce to get her away from her previous school in LA after her parents divorced. You see, under the guidance of a Watcher named Merrick (who had an incredible likeness to a mulleted vamp in a film called Lost Boys), our heroine torched her school gymnasium during a slayfest against a bunch of overbites. Don't worry; we haven't heard much about any repercussions from the incident or the movie therein. Let us just forget it happened and move on. With the aid of her loyal comrades, Willow, Giles, Xander, Anya, Tara, Spike and her sister Dawn, the Buffster has dispelled many worthy foes including; The Master, the Anointed One, Adam, Faith and Glory. As dedicated as she is, Buffy still tries to find the time to deal with the trivialness of college life. Unfortunately, her love life isn't with frat boys and the like it seems that even after dating the vamp Angel that she might become romantically involved with one William the Bloody. One's strength can only truly be judged by their conviction and dedication to their calling, their prophecy, their fate and their gift. Proving that she was indeed the truest of Slayers, Buffy Anne Summers gave her life to obstruct evil Glory for the Dawn of our world salvation. Although the Slayer lore warned that most Slayers don't live to see 20, Buffy was an exception...but not by much. It's a grave new world. Prepare yourself for resurrection and retribution.
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What punctuation mark are you? Find out at quizlets.tk!
by Krysten
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What would your familiar be? find out at quizlets.tk!
by Krysten

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Are you evil? find out at quizlets.tk! by krysten
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I'm a broccoli! I'm introverted but always try to be more outgoing. I'm sort of dim on the outside but inside I'm really a good person and always trying to fit in. Even though a lot of people don't like me, they really do learn to love me!

Take the Vegetable Quiz at quizlets.tk!
by Krysten!
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What's YOUR Inner Hair Color?
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What Lunch Meat Are You?
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What toiletry are you?
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If you had a hammer, what would you do?
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You are the lego woman! You are a rare find indeed! You are sassy, brilliant, and not to mention lookin' good! You are none other than the sexy lego woman! We can find you strolling the lego town shopping for all the latest lego fashions and then coming home to a low fat dinner and a bubble bath.

Take the "What Lego character are you?" test! by ctbx

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Quote for the day:"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."
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. . . What is my spectrum? I am red: My main color is red. This means I am goal oriented. Success is important to me. Achievment is the marker of a great life. . What is my spectrum?

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My Favorite Male Part Is: The Pecs: Strength, power, and form. Hey! His boobs are bigger then mine! Find out your favorite male body part!

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My Romance Meter

Optimist 50% . . 50% Cynic Close 50% . . 50% Distant Long Term 56% . . 44% Brief

What does my romance meter read?

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My College Is:

DLSU-Main University Students at DLSU-Main University are very studious. Students at DLSU-Main University masturbate a lot. 40% of freshmen are slaves. Booze is the drug of choice. The average GPA is 3.5

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What Natural Disaster are you? Take the quiz!

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What magazine am I? I am Book: There is nothing better then the written word. Nothing engrosses me more then a masterpiece on paper. If you want to watch COPS you can always dig my TV out of the dumpster. What magazine am I?

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Take the Dessert Quiz
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Take the Anime Sountrack Quiz
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Twinkles is a funloving, cool cat who likes nothing better than to hang out with friends. She likes the good things in life. Even simple pleasures like eating and sleeping are taken to a level where they might be considered an art.
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